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Posted 2006-06-08 by Tony Walsh
 
 
     
 
There was once a sex game called Virtual Hottie that was so sextacular that they made a sequel called... brace yourself... Virtual Hottie 2. I gather that Solark, makers of the game, put a lot of effort into giving their Virtual Hottie hyper-realistic skin-pores and bleach-blonde hair. But I guess someone forgot to show their art department what a real woman looks like. In a promotional picture for the game, a skinny white woman is shown clutching her bosom whilst thrusting her ass backwards in a painful-looking manner. Behold, the artwork below...

Now, anyone familiar with naked ladies--particularly anyone who's done life-drawing--may notice that the Virtual Hottie below has about ten inches too much spine between her tailbone and the top of her pelvis. This isn't hot. It's disturbing. And what's disturbing about it isn't so much that Solark's artists have never seen a real naked lady, but that someone at Solark thinks snake-women are Virtually Hot.

I modified the original pic (left) to show a more realistic proportion (right). Granted, her spine is still nearly broken, but hey, maybe she's a contortionist. Most snake-women are.


 
     
 
   
 
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Comment posted by qDot
June 9, 2006 @ 12:44 am
     
 
GOD DAMN YOU, CANADIAN! YOU BROKE MY HEAD.

Seriously. That picture is fucking CREEPY now. I hadn't noticed that before.
 
     
 
     
   
 
Comment posted by Prokofy Neva
June 9, 2006 @ 9:05 am
     
 
Have you missed your calling, Tony? : )
 
     
 
     
   
 
Comment posted by Tony Walsh
June 9, 2006 @ 9:10 am
     
 
What I'd really like to do is straighten her original spine out in another pic, so I can see just how kooky her proportions are. Maybe compare them to Barbie, another impossible woman.
 
     
 
     
   
 
Comment posted by Tony Walsh
June 9, 2006 @ 9:12 am
     
 
Prok, there's always some calling I've missed :)
 
     
 
     
   
 
Comment posted by Prokofy Neva
June 9, 2006 @ 11:00 am
     
 
I remember Brooke Shields actually getting into this sort of pose with the spinal thrust -- it's a wonder she's ever recovered enough to bear children.
 
     
 
     
   
 
 
     
 
     
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