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Posted 2002-11-12 by Tony Walsh
 
 
     
 
Not getting enough fish in your diet? Attack the humans who caused your misery. [story]
 
     
 
   
 
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Comment posted by Hyakugei
November 12, 2002 @ 10:03 am
     
 
The article makes a big deal about the fact that these normally "cute and cuddly" animals now are "viciously attacking" other animals. Wow. I somewhere remember that humans, when starving, ate each other. And i'm pretty sure we are able to fuck each other over at the drop of a hat. Why is it such a big deal that when pushed to the edge of starvation and extinction these creatures fight for their lives?
 
     
 
     
   
 
Comment posted by Orneryboy
November 12, 2002 @ 10:54 am
     
 
Because dolphins are like the wussiest animal in all of nature, hands down. Even at their most vicious, I'm sure they still look and sound ridiculous.
 
     
 
     
   
 
Comment posted by Hyakugei
November 12, 2002 @ 11:08 am
     
 
Well, i don't know. Any animal that can take on Sharks and win can't be that 'wussie', but i guess its just our media that has turned the dolphins into 'wussies'.
 
     
 
     
   
 
Comment posted by Tony
November 12, 2002 @ 12:19 pm
     
 
Superman can beat up Spiderman any day of the week! Plus you eat poop.
 
     
 
     
   
 
Comment posted by Orneryboy
November 12, 2002 @ 12:51 pm
     
 
Actually, it's not the media that makes me think dolphins are wussy animals. It's simply the fact that most of the people I've ever met who loved dolphins were absolute flakes. :)
 
     
 
     
   
 
Comment posted by Hyakugei
November 12, 2002 @ 1:18 pm
     
 
Well, while i admit that Superman could prob'ly kick Spiderman's ass all over town, i'm a bit at a loss to see how that is relevant to our current discussion. If you have something to add, please try to keep it on topic, ok? ;)
 
     
 
     
   
 
Comment posted by Orneryboy
November 12, 2002 @ 1:36 pm
     
 
Curse you Tony, for adding this comment feature to your Bites! Now I am compelled to return again and again to debate!
 
     
 
     
   
 
Comment posted by Tony
November 12, 2002 @ 1:49 pm
     
 
My comment points out the futility and childishness of arguing over the relative "wussiness" of dolphins (and by extension, dolphin-afficionados.) Plus, you eat poop.
 
     
 
     
   
 
Comment posted by Hyakugei
November 12, 2002 @ 2:29 pm
     
 
Regardless of Tony's non-caring for the merits of how wussie dolphins are, that Dolphin Superhero does sound dumb. What would his/her super-power be? Some kind of "ultra-sonic radar"? Doesn't get the bends when doing deep dives? or what?
 
     
 
     
   
 
Comment posted by brian f
November 13, 2002 @ 1:34 pm
     
 
so wait, wouldnt dolphinman HAVE to be friends with aquaman? wouldnt aquaman be able to CONTROL dolphinman? kinky.
 
     
 
     
   
 
Comment posted by Orneryboy
November 15, 2002 @ 11:00 am
     
 
Hmmm... And Dolphinman would of course have a blowhole on the top of his head. I see where you're going with this... You sick bastard. :)
 
     
 
     
   
 
 
     
 
     
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