Well greetings
again snap, time again for our update on the
goings on of various snap members.
Rust
Dragon has
proved once again "He can really whip a Donkeys
Ass" by coming back with a shockwave donkeys ass
game, which I am trying to beat his high score
of 1,456,876. Wish me luck. He has been doing
work on the various Toronto Geek ring sites, as
well as a neverwinter nights website where he
will prove to be the least smelly, lowest body
fat content, most sexually experienced visitor
in its history. He is currently trying to hide
his secret life as puff daddys bodyguard under
the disguise of a new media playa'. Wish him
luck in the upcoming trial, we know you didn't
pull the trigger baby, keep your head
up.
Crimson
is currently in hiding from the authorities. The
Finnish resurgence of Black Metal has drawn him
into its icy, dark, hopeless grip. His gasoline
soaked flannel was found at a recent church
burning with his wallet and license in it. He is
avoiding prosecution by shacking up with a small
clan of Ani Defranco anti-male lesbians in
Frankfurt, and is ostracised by them as the
"Really hairy lipstick" but "She's still
alright" Good luck crim, we hear your cellmate
will be Varg from Boursum who may stab you in
the head because you are not a "Strong" enough
black metaler.
Kensai
is currently working on a flash site for the new
Kid and Play album he produced, to accompany
House Party 4, tentatively titled "White Assed
Niggaz". Taking Kid and Play to a new level, he
gave them a "Garth Brooks meets Billy Ray Cyrus"
sound, and changed Kid's towering high top with
a memorable jerry curl mullet, and Play with an
embroidered Howdy Doody esque vest and denim
shirt. We wish you luck kensai, they are gonna
kill you when this bombs even worse than their
other movies, which were an embarassing
situation for them because: People would steal
them from store's, and return them for a cash
refund. Instead of getting a royalty check, they
got a bill.
Copper
is also on the lamb. After a number of
embarassing number of unsuccessful dates using
Yahoo!'s personals section, and Amazon letting
out the fact that he has bought all of Kenny G
and Michael Bolton's albums - proceeded to
mastermind the data floods that locked up the
high traffic sites 2 weeks ago. In coppers words
"I was only trying to save others from my
mistakes." We thank you and I have cancelled my
Tom Jones complete discography order, and MizzX
will not be meeting me for a martini
later.
Dinsdale
has been starring in the brilliant TV commercial
where the board meeting is held up for the Gen
Xer who is driving his silver car, late for the
meeting, who consequently turns out the be the
CEO. In dinsdales words
"It was a piece of cake
going from porn to TV Commercials: video quality
is the same, more focus on the product than the
acting, and the same beautiful women vs. creepy
men ratio." In the healthcare forum dinsdale
helped author the brilliant "5mm vs 3mm latex
glove Study", stating "Offers the same
protection, but ya know, the 3mm feels better."
All the doctors agreed and we can expect that
those yearly physicals will be a pleasure to
"both" of us now. I always did feel that I was
getting more out of it than the doctor, dins.
thank you, you've taken the Doctor/Patient
relationship to the next level.
Tao
continues to carry the "snap" banner through a
still mind boggling number of games. Having no
life has allowed him to become 1 with all the
various weirdness on bnet. He has been seen
lately winning bc raid games for no particular
reason, other than, its really really easy.
Having moved to a dirt road in the middle of
nowhere this fall, is currently enjoying the
fruits of Dinsdales adult video career, his
subscription to penthouse, and all of gods furry
little forrest creatures. Work on his Coup De
Tat? (macmultiplay.com) is progressing well,
hopefully he will be able to tell people what he
does, and have them understand. "Well, I do
color separations for process discharge printing
on Non-PFD, dyed textiles." (envision blank
stares) "I mean - I run a website." (envision
New Hampshire dentally challenged 4H girl
nodding and referring me to the WWF and Nascar
websites she visited at the library and asking
me which "ONE" I did................Love ya
guys.
